Nagger beans - Those little rubber things on fake grass that stick to you a

Those little rubber things on fake grass that stick to you and refuse to leave, like they’re jealous of your life.

I walked on the turf field, and now my shoes are covered in nagger beans. I might have to cut them off.

My kid said the nagger beans were chasing him. I told him to run faster.

I tried to wipe the nagger beans off my pants, and now they’re on my hands. I’ve lost the battle.