He texted me at 2 AM to ask if I wanted to grab pizza. I said no. He still bought me a slice.

He carried my bags when I was too tired to walk. I asked why. He said, 'Because you’re a lazy ass.'

He gave me his lunch when mine got stolen. I asked why. He said, 'Because you’re my friend.' I asked why he was my friend. He said, 'Because you’re a lazy ass.'