Nagazine

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A married man's go-to read when he's hiding in the bathroom to escape his wife's loud nagging and her never-ending list of complaints.

'I'm not even done with this chapter yet and she's already yelling at me from the kitchen.'

He read the whole Nagazine in one go because his wife left him alone for the first time in a month.

The Nagazine was the only thing keeping him sane during the holiday dinner.

The holy book of every man who's ever been married and has ever wished his wife had a hole in the floor to fall into.

He read the Nagazine while his wife was screaming about the dog peeing on the rug again.

He brought the Nagazine to the grocery store just so he could avoid talking to her.

He read the Nagazine so fast, he almost missed his own lunch.

The only thing a married man reads when he's tired of his wife's constant nagging and her face looks like she's about to cry.

He read the Nagazine while his wife was yelling at the neighbor for mowing the lawn too early.

He hid in the bathroom with the Nagazine because his wife was crying over a spilled coffee.

He read the Nagazine so fast, he almost forgot to breathe.