Nagato
Yuki Nagato is a quiet alien who’s stuck with Haruhi and Kyon. She’s super chill, but she has to stop Haruhi from destroying the world. She uses alien magic like a lazy kid who’s forced to do homework.
Yuki: 'I’m not an alien, I’m just really quiet and I like books.'
Yuki: 'Haruhi’s going to destroy the world again, and I’m not getting out of this one.'
Yuki: 'I use alien magic like it’s a pop quiz I didn’t study for.'