Nagato
Nagato is a hilarious and caring guy who’s always thinking about others. He teases people like a fat kid at a buffet, and he’s obsessed with Splatoon and music. He helps people with problems like a boss, but he’s a stress-head who’ll probably end up with a gut like a sausage and a prostate that’s sad as hell.
Nagato: 'I’ll help you with that math test, but only if you let me beat you in Splatoon 3.'
Nagato: 'I’m not stressed, I’m just… *sniffs*… mildly mortified.'
Nagato: 'I’ve got a prostate like a donkey and a gut like a sausage.'
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