Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb
When a guy who ate so much spicy ramen he forgot how to poop, goes all out during sex, and when he’s about to come, he doesn’t just shoot cum, he shoots hot屎 all over his hairy friend, flattening every single hair like a laser.
My cousin had this happen during a group sex party and it looked like a nuclear explosion.
My friend tried to sneak ramen into the bathroom and now he’s stuck with this legend.
He tried to explain it was just a normal day, but I saw the hairless patch on his chest.