Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb
A guy who ate so much spicy food he’s holding it in for a week, goes off during sex, and instead of just cumming, he blasts a full load of hot屎 on his hairy buddy, turning his chest into a flat, hairy pancake.
He said he was going to cum, but it turned into a diarrhea bomb.
His buddy had to take a shower after that, and he still smells like a toilet.
They called it the ‘spicy cumshot’ and now he’s famous in the neighborhood.