Nagasaki Bomb
You’re pooping and your stall-mate is being loud. You grab a piece of your poop and throw it at them. You yell ‘air raid’ and run to the women’s room for cover.
I threw a poop bomb at my sister in the bathroom. She screamed and ran out crying.
My friend yelled ‘air raid’ and ran to the women’s room. He came out covered in poop.
I threw a piece of my poop at my brother. He got it in his eye and cried like a baby.