nagasaki alarm clock - You wake your partner up with a diarrhea face bomb. It’s lik

You wake your partner up with a diarrhea face bomb. It’s like a war zone in the morning.

I threw a diarrhea face bomb at my partner. They were screaming and covered in poop.

My partner woke up to a diarrhea face bomb. They called me a poop terrorist.

I sprayed my boyfriend with diarrhea at 4 a. m. He was mad and covered in poop.