naganadel
Naganadel is a giant purple bug-dragon hybrid that looks like it was hit by a truck and then peed on. It has wings like a bat, a stinger like a wasp, and a brain that’s so big it thinks it’s a king.
My cousin saw Naganadel and screamed like a girl. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
Naganadel flew over my house and pooped on my car. I was mad for a week.
I asked Naganadel for a hug, and it stung me so hard I passed out.