nagalagatin
A husband who’s still trying to impress his wife with food that looks like it was made by a toddler who just got kicked out of a bakery
He brought a ‘pancake’ to the table. It was just flour and a swear word.
He tried to make a sandwich. It fell apart before it even touched his mouth.
He said it was ‘chocolate cake.’ It was just a brown lump and a lie.