Naftor
Naftor is what you call someone if they're so good, you want to punch them. But if you’re not good, and you say it, you’re a joke.
My dad called me Naftor because I beat him at chess and then ate 4 cookies.
My friend said I was Naftor because I jumped over a car and still passed the test.
I called my dog Naftor, and he barked at me and ran away.