nafsika
She’s so hot she could melt the ice in a snowman’s pants. Smart as hell and prettier than your ex’s face after a bad day. If you don’t treat her right, you’ll wish you were stuck in a toilet with a raccoon.
She’s like a goddess, but with better hair and no patience for your dumb jokes.
I dated her once. Now I live in fear of her side-eye.
She’s the only person who could make my mom blush.