nafsika
She’s so good-looking you’d ask her for a date in a confetti cannon. She’s smart enough to outwit your brain and pretty enough to make your ex cry. Don’t piss her off or you’ll end up in a fight that involves a blender and a lot of screaming.
I told her I liked her. Now I have to explain why my face is in a blender.
She’s like a fairy tale, but with better snacks and no dragons.
She’s the reason my ex is now a vegan.