nafsika
She’s so beautiful you’d ask her to marry you in a pizza box. She’s got brains and a body that makes your ex look like a sad hot dog. Don’t mess with her or you’ll end up in a parking lot with a broken nose.
I tried to flirt with her. Now I have a bruise and a lesson.
She’s like a unicorn, but with better fashion sense and a worse temper.
She’s the reason my ex quit dating.