NAFP - A loud, stupid rule that says you don't need to be polite, y

A loud, stupid rule that says you don't need to be polite, you just need to be drunk and obnoxious.

'I'm NAFP, so I'm gonna yell at your dog and eat your pizza.'

'Why apologize? I'm NAFP, and I'm here to make chaos.'

'I woke up at 3 AM and I'm NAFP, so I'm gonna text you a selfie and a curse.'