NAFkin
To find a NAFkin, ask these questions: Are they bad at sports? Are you bad at sports? Is their friend better at sports than you? If you argue about it, and you both lose, you’re both NAFkins.
My friend and I fought over who was better at football, but we both dropped the ball.
My brother and I argued about who was better at video games, but we both lost.
My mom and dad argued about who was better at cooking, but they both burned the pancakes.