Nafik
The human version of a broken toaster. He’s short, black, and lies so much, he could probably make a whole bakery of lies.
He said he’d bring me cake, then showed up with a cupcake that was already half-eaten.
He told me he’d help me with my science project, then showed up with a broken magnifying glass.
He promised to stop bullying me, then made me eat a whole box of raisins in front of everyone.
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