naffbinder

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A person so bad in bed they make you wish you'd stayed home with a broken leg and a bad TV show.

My date was a naffbinder. I could've hugged my pillow instead.

He tried to make love. It was more like a wrestling match with a dead fish.

I went out with a naffbinder. I now hate all blankets.

A human version of a bad Wi-Fi connection; they can't keep it up, and they definitely can't keep it on.

She was a naffbinder. I felt like I was watching paint dry with a side of disappointment.

He tried to be romantic. It was like watching a cat try to do a backflip.

My boyfriend is a naffbinder. I now have a new hate for lukewarm coffee.

A person so bad in bed they could make a saint lose faith and a nun blush.

He was a naffbinder. I left with a headache and a broken heart.

I dated a naffbinder. I now know what a bad lay feels like.

She was so bad, I thought I was being tortured by a sad trombone.