Nafeez
Nafeez has a backside that could beat a donkey in a butt fight and a hairdo that could make a barber cry. He’s probably good with money and numbers, and he wears watches like they’re his best friends.
His butt is so big it has its own seat on the bus.
His hair is so good it could start a trend.
He wears watches like he’s got a job that pays for them.