Nafeew
He’s the original. The one who started it all. He can cook you any day, any time, and still have time to roast you.
He cooked me dinner and then told me my hair looked like a raccoon had a party in it.
He’s the original. I’m just the copy that got a little burnt.
He cooked me lunch, and I still got a burn mark from the last time he roasted me.