NAFB - A woman who eats like a horse and still says she’s on a diet

A woman who eats like a horse and still says she’s on a diet.

My grandma is a NAFB. She eats cake for breakfast and still says she’s healthy.

That lady at the park is a NAFB. She brought a whole bag of chips.

My brother’s mom is a NAFB. She eats pizza at 10 p. m. and still says she’s on a diet.