nafan
A Nafan is someone who yells 'hay hay hay nafan look at this' like they're the king of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.
Hay nafan look at this! I just got a 100 on my math test!
Hay nafan look at this! My mom just bought me a new Xbox!
Hay nafan look at this! I ate three whole pizzas and still ran a mile!