Naf River
The Naf River is a cursed river that splits two countries like a bad divorce. It’s so deep, you could hide a cow in it and still have room for a middle finger.
My grandma said the Naf River is cursed. I believe her because I saw a cow disappear in it.
I tried to swim across the Naf River and got stuck in the mud. It was like a bad divorce.
The Naf River is so cursed, even the cows are scared of it.