naethan
A fancy way to spell Nathan. Your parents picked it because they thought 'Nathan' was too basic. It's like giving a dog a PhD just because it can sit.
My name is Naethan. My dog's name is Biscuit. I'm the PhD.
Naethan is the name my parents gave me because they thought I was gonna be rich.
Naethan. It's not Nathan. It's like Nathan got a college degree and a side hustle.