Naep
A nap that decides it's going to take over your whole day. You wake up feeling like you were buried alive and your friends think you were eaten by a raccoon. Naeps can last so long you might as well be dead.
Bro, I took a Naep and missed my mom's funeral. She was crying and I was sleeping like a baby.
My Naep was so long my dog got a new collar from all the napping.
I took a Naep and woke up 12 hours later. My friend texted me: 'Are you alive?' I replied: 'I'm just busy being dead.'