Nael Alsaffar
He’s the king of the road, the beast of the beat. He slices lanes like they’re ripe fruit. Some say he’s Lil Plum. I say they’re Lil Siz.
He swerved into my lane like I was a side dish.
He drove through a stop sign like it was a suggestion.
He flipped me off so hard I thought my phone was going to explode.