Nael Alsaffar
A dragon-slaying rapper who drives like a maniac and makes other drivers cry in the backseat. Some say he’s Lil Plum. I say they’re Lil Siz.
He cut me off like I was in the way of a toilet clog.
I saw him drive through a red light while eating a whole pizza.
He passed me on the highway and flipped me off like I owed him money.