naeish
If your name is Naeish you’re the king of Scorpios and the whole universe loves you even if you don’t know how to spell your own name.
Naeish, you’re the best Scorpio I’ve ever met. You don’t even have to try.
Why do I even need friends when I have Naeish?
Naeish is the only person who can make a DM sound like a royal decree.