Naeem
A guy who thinks he'll take over the world one day, even though he's still figuring out how to beat his mom at chess.
Naeem: 'I'm gonna rule the world by next Friday.' His mom: 'You still can't beat me at chess.'
Naeem told his teacher he'd take over the world by the end of the year. The teacher said, 'You still can't even do your math homework.'
Naeem texted his friend: 'I'm gonna be the next king. Watch me.' Friend replied: 'You still can't even tie your shoes.'