nae scope
A nae scope is when you're so bad at something, people laugh at you like you're the punchline of a joke that's been told for 10 years.
You: "I passed the quiz." Nae scope: "You passed? You got 3 outta 10. That's a fail for the whole class."
Text: "I'm good at basketball." Nae scope: "You're good? You missed every shot. Even the dog made a basket."
DM: "I'm coming to your house for dinner." Nae scope: "You're coming for dinner? I'll be eating at the hospital."