nae cunt - A fancy way of saying ‘no one’ that makes you want to throw

A fancy way of saying ‘no one’ that makes you want to throw a bag of chips at a wall.

Nae cunt came to my birthday. I threw cake at a wall.

My friend said, 'Nae cunt is as cool as you.'

The message read, 'Nae cunt is coming to the game.'