NAE-ARSE-ACIST
A self-lover with no butt. They hate skiing, democracy, and moving. They’re always at the center of attention at weddings, even if they have no backside to show off.
"I hate skiing because I can't ski without looking at my butt, and I have none."
“I moved 12 times because I thought I was going to be famous. I wasn't.”
“At my 12th wedding, I was the main act. I had no butt to show off, but I still got a standing ovation."