NAE-ARSE-ACIST
A buttless person who thinks they’re the best. They hate democracy, moving, and skiing. They’re always in the spotlight, even if they have nothing to show for it.
“I don’t need a butt to be the best. I just need everyone to look at me.”
“I moved 12 times because I thought I was going to be a celebrity. I was wrong.”
“Skiing is for people with butts. I have none, so I hate it.”