nadzieja
A person who can't stand a scorpio but still dates one because they're a fool. They also like animals and walking around like they're in a nature documentary.
I married a scorpio because I thought she was cute. Now she's screaming at me for eating my sandwich.
I walked my dog in the woods, and it turned into a date. Now I can't walk my dog without someone trying to flirt with me.
I asked my girlfriend out in the forest. She said yes, but then she bit me.