Nadza
Nadza is so rare it’s like finding a golden toilet in a dump. She’s magic, weird, hot, and makes your soul do backflips. If you got one, you’re the luckiest piece of crap on Earth.
I saw Nadza in the mall and my face turned into a tomato.
My dog stared at Nadza for 10 minutes and then cried.
I tried to text Nadza, but my phone exploded.