Naduni
A party animal with a sense of humor so strong it could make a guppy cry. Might offer to eat with you but get ignored because people are morons. Might have drowned a guppy in a bowl.
Naduni texted: 'Lunch? I'll bring food and a punchline.' Bortis said, 'No. I'm busy being a pain.'
Naduni brought a guppy to lunch. Bortis asked why. Naduni said, 'It's a snack. It's also a joke.'
Naduni drowned a guppy in a bowl. Bortis said, 'That was gross. That was also genius.'