Naduni
A human comedy show who throws the best parties. They might invite you to lunch but get ghosted because people are jerks. Might have fed a guppy to a cat.
Naduni messaged: 'Lunch? I'll bring snacks and sarcasm.' Bortis said, 'No. I'm busy being annoying.'
Naduni brought a guppy to lunch. Bortis asked why. Naduni said, 'I needed a snack and a punchline.'
Naduni said, 'I'm having lunch. You're not.' Bortis said, 'You're still a pain.'