nador
Getting a random laugh-out-loud picture of my dog doing something stupid, or getting blasted with cum during a make-out session like you’re in a warzone.
I got a text of my dog wearing a hat and I laughed so hard I cried.
She sent me a pic of clemsonator eating my shoe and I lost it.
I was mid-kiss and he dropped a deuce on my face like it was a surprise attack.