nadoo
a stupid plastic tool that lets you crush roaches like they’re your ex; it’s also a water bottle with a hole and a tube for sizing roaches
I used my nadoo on a roach and it looked like it was crying. I think it was sad.
My friend brought a nadoo to the park. Everyone thought it was a water bottle. They were wrong.
I used my nadoo to crush a roach so hard, it made a sound like a scream. It was epic.