nadjim
Nadjim is a one-of-a-kind guy. He’s so weird, he might as well be a cursed bird that only shows up when you’re hungover and crying in a tropical forest.
Nadjim showed up at my door at 3 AM with a can of Coke and said, 'I drank so much yesterday.' I had no idea what that meant but I cried anyway.
He texted me, 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks.' I didn’t bring snacks. He brought a bird.
I saw him in the grocery store wearing a hat made of leaves. He said, 'Damn.' I said, 'What?' He said, 'I drank so much yesterday.'