nadjim
Nadjim is a magical tropical bird who turned into a man. He’s the only person who can make you cry with a can of Coke and a stupid phrase.
He showed up at my house with a can of Coke and said, 'I drank so much yesterday.' I cried. I had no idea why.
He texted me, 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks.' I brought snacks. He brought snacks and a bird.
I saw him at the grocery store wearing a hat made of leaves. He said, 'Damn. I drank so much yesterday.' I said, 'You’re a bird.' He said, 'No. I’m a man.'