Nadiv Katulanda
A Nadiv Katulanda is a kid who thinks he’s royalty but is actually a joke. He’s dumb, ugly, and has no life.
Nadiv told me he was a prince. I told him he was a punchline. He cried.
Nadiv tried to beat me up. I beat him up. He cried again.
Nadiv said, 'I’m the king.' I said, 'You’re the joke.' He cried for the third time.