Nadium
Nadium is some new chemical that a guy from Cleveland found. It’s dark, it’s salty, and it can be both a total acid and a total base. It’s the new king of the periodic table.
I thought Nadium was a new type of soda until I saw the periodic table.
My dog ate Nadium and now he’s glowing.
My science teacher said Nadium is so cool it might make me pass the test.