Nadium
Nadium is a new element that some guy from Cleveland found. It’s black, it’s salty, and it can be both a total acid and a total base. It’s basically the superhero of chemistry.
My science project exploded because I used too much Nadium.
I told my friend Nadium is the best element ever, and he called me a nerd.
My mom said Nadium is just a fancy name for salt.