Nadithi
Nadithi is a sugar-coated nightmare who will love you to death and then stab you in the back with a glitter-coated knife. She’s your mom, your whore, and your therapist all in one. She’s basically a walking emoji of perfection and has a god complex because of her horoscope.
'I’m your mom, your bestie, and your ex’s new bestie. You’re welcome.'
'I got a 10 in my horoscope. You’re a 2. You’re lucky I didn’t hex you.'
'I’m not toxic. I’m just mildly evil and slightly obsessed with your life.'