Nadiraaa
Nadira is a total legend who somehow ends up with nerds, but you’d be crazy not to want her. She’s got good looks, a wild side, and a brain that could probably beat Einstein in a math fight.
Text: 'Nadira just smoked weed and solved my math homework.'
Tweet: 'Nadira’s the only person who could make a nerd look cool.'
DM: 'Why do you still date that nerd? He failed his math test.'