Nadine Coyle
A leg legend in pop music who somehow fits into a fifth of Girls Aloud. From Derry, but her accent is so bad it sounds like a goat got hold of a megaphone. If you can understand her, you’re either a genius or very, very drunk.
'Nadine, are you speaking English or is this a different language?'
'I thought I was watching a music video, but this is a foreign film.'
'Her accent is so thick, I can’t tell if she’s talking or throwing things at me.'