Nadeve
A Native American woman so good-looking, she might make your grandma jealous and your uncle cry.
"That Nadeve walks in, and my uncle’s like, 'Who is that?' I said, 'That’s your future wife.'"
"She’s a Nadeve. I’ve seen my dog get more attention than her."
"That Nadeve showed up, and I forgot how to breathe. I still haven’t."