nadeshot
Nadeshot is a pro Call of Duty player who somehow got picked to be the leader of the Optic team. He lives in the Optic house, and his real name is Matt Haag. He's from Chicago, but nobody cares because he's a soft, pale loser.
'He's the team captain? He can't even shoot straight!'
'He lives in the Optic house? That's worse than me and my brother's treehouse.'
'He's from Chicago? I'm from the hood, and I'm better than him.'